Meme News Issue I

Meme News I
A Memelandian was recently found smuggling drugs other then Weed into a Weed Factory. This caused the Weed Factory to break. There are many police after the Memelandian, who's name is Prin Leik. The police are chasing him down in Memeships, and he has a Spaceship of his own, the Mari-Juana. The police are currently offering a large sum of Memelandian money for a capture, 2000 MEMELAND Dollars. If he manages to get caught and be brought to court he will face a punishment of being in Illuminati Prison for 2 months, or 4 Earthlandian Scrub months. Weed prices have risen during the incident, as the Factory was an important Weed Factory that produced a lot of Weed a day. The workers are temporarily unemployed except for some, who are in charge of getting the marijuana unstuck from the Weed Producing Machines.

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Meme News II
A strange dorito has been spotted. It is large, pink, and has a Spawner on it. This Large Pink Dorito makes tons of Mini Pink Doritos that attack anyone who goes by. Ruler of Northern Memelandia Teamerz has confirmed this is a serious issue. "This Pink Dorito could be a huge threat to Memelandia! What if it starts attacking Dorito Central, and more important, my palace, even though I could easily beat it because I am a Splitting Mothership but I just don't want to!" -Teamerz, King of the Northern Memelandia. "This is simply crazy! We need my arsenal of Auto Slappers to eliminate this beast!" -Zathsu, Queen of Southern Memelandia. TBOO-Y, the Emperor of all Memelandia has not talked on this issue yet, so lellelellelellelelelellelelelellelelelel.

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